I have a friend that says he is not black, he’s more mocha java. I am not kidding. (I found out after he said this that it’s a paraphrase from the movie Little Man)
Have you seen some of the modern rock stars covered in tattoos? I wonder how ugly every one of them will be when they are in their 70s and wrinkly.
Recently I have been in several local businesses where they are playing satellite radio. Why aren’t they playing something local?
It looks like I am writing a check to Uncle Sam for my income taxes. According to Joe Biden, it is patriotic to pay taxes. Am I more patriotic than some because I didn’t end up with a refund this year?