Outraged Delmar Blogger Urges Laurel Blogger To Be A Better Preacher

Posted: 02/20/2009 by that's Elbert in blogging, Christianity, theology
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It is an event that happens a couple of times a year. The pastor of our church places his trust in Jesus, and every-so-often he trusts the pulpit of his church to one Laurel blogger. That said Laurel blogger is very honored to have that privilege. The messages that have been spoken there have not been the best but all have been preserved in some form of recorded medium. Apparently some of those recorded treasures have made it out into the community as a prominent and wise blogger has written:

An urging to our dear friend Elbert of That’s Elbert With an E to improve upon his sermon this Sunday by standing up the thong wearing teenagers and others to be recognized by the church community…

To assure the Outraged blogger so that he doesn’t send throngs of his faithful readers to protest in front of his humble abode, the draft is still being written and refined. After reviewing the initial text, the Laurel blogger fears that he has reduced the post to incoherent rambling, which would make all readers of his blog, included he who requested such post, bang their keyboards and throw their mice across the room.

Although if that does happen, the Laurel blogger does service computers…


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