Saturday In The Rain: Sarah Palin and Chuck Norris

Posted: 09/06/2008 by that's Elbert in Fun, Politics, web sites
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When I composed this post, I completely forgot this site. In the spirit of the Chuck Norris Facts web site, someone has put together a Sarah Palin Facts web site. Some of my favorites:

As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.

Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday – in an M1A1 tank

The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.

Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels.

N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap.

Some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Remember to visit the sites: Sarah Palin Facts and Chuck Norris Facts. Tell them Elbert sent you. I guarantee they will say, “Elbert who??”

UPDATE: Chuck likes Sarah – The Maverette.

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